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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Tight Shirts.

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<3 D’awe

<3 D’awe

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THIS! Because I am constantly too hard on myself. 

THIS! Because I am constantly too hard on myself. 

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I already miss the way you used to roll off my tongue after our faces collided and my hairline ached. You always pulled my face in harder than was necessary, hard enough to make me want more of you.
So far, you have made me feel the most comfortable, sitting in your arms or holding your hand. All the others have yet to amount to the passion I have for us&#8230; I haven&#8217;t held on this long for no reason even though I know you&#8217;re horribly bad for me. 
We&#8217;re fighting, again. Fighting for something that diminished so long ago, but has yet to die. 

Fuck. I will always love you. 

I already miss the way you used to roll off my tongue after our faces collided and my hairline ached. You always pulled my face in harder than was necessary, hard enough to make me want more of you.

So far, you have made me feel the most comfortable, sitting in your arms or holding your hand. All the others have yet to amount to the passion I have for us… I haven’t held on this long for no reason even though I know you’re horribly bad for me. 

We’re fighting, again. Fighting for something that diminished so long ago, but has yet to die. 

Fuck. I will always love you. 

 

I want to legitimately move to London.

I have already started looking for ways to get there. 

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List of Puns

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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This WILL ALL FIT IN MY CAR, I SWEAR IT!

This WILL ALL FIT IN MY CAR, I SWEAR IT!

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A Q&A with Anonymous

Anonymous: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
 
alyssathepirate:

Oh! I didn’t realize that the release was coming up so quickly. I will most definitely see it, that is for sure. However, those two weekends I will be working Mayfaire here in West Michigan, so… provided I get the time, absolutely. If time does not allow, I’ll see it eventually. Prob. purchase it. :) 

 

Everything Changes, eventually

I am always falling in love with people too late. Or at least, some times it doesn’t quite click in. My last few years have felt like I am tunneling out of myself and creating a whole new body I don’t like. My perception has been sitting off kilter, dormant waiting to wake up. I caught myself being awkward today saying goodbye to a man I have known for five years now. Silly to think that all this time my feelings for him have changed dramatically from a hard core crush to friend, from friend to formal friend and now… well, I fall in love with people and he is great. More admiration than passion. I truly appreciate his smile and the voice underneath. Ok! So the man flirts with college students and as their Professor it is borderline acceptable. But I can see the sensitivity in him, the awkward boy trying to figure out the world, and I emphasize. I, too, have absolutely no idea what I am doing on a day to day basis; but I really enjoy the company of others. 

I have been touched by so many people in these last two weeks. So many goodbyes will do that to me. I start to cling to people, without getting their consent first. :P New chapter in life, here I come! But to all of those that I have spent the last years with, I owe you all a huge thank you. I’m afraid of being forgotten. And it seems, even through my time in the hole, West Michigan has cared for me. Can’ spent too much energy on regrets, but I can make decisions on tomorrow. For instance: work on my people skills and stop being afraid of… well everything. Childish, but at the very root I’m teetering around off balance, with beer goggles with marshmellows in my mouth; I am slightly tweaked, confused and… anxious. 

I am excited to really cut down on my smoking here shortly. :) Good life changes.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 

A friend of mine gave me a mixed CD before I left town. Two CDs, happy and sad songs. I owe him a whole post, and it is in the “Drafts” folder, because speaking of falling in love with people… I caught a glimpse of a person that I never want to forget. I connect with people on a tender side. I like the way words sound when sliding out of chattering teeth. I have accepted that I will fall for every writer I see, to some extent. But this one… was. I’ll let my poetry describe us once I can finally put the words together in the right tempo. Because some people do end up touching our lives and leave a packet of post-it notes on all our doors. 

 
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Contains 11th Doctor Spoilers! Most of them, really! FYI

Pokemon-esque, Whovian, old-school Nintendo epicness!  

Just a thought here kids, when looking for the life partner: overlooking their faults is not the same as dealing with them. Of course the second option means one must accept that perfection doesn’t exist and relationships are actually quite hard, but at least there are no delusions. :( 

Lover, we sure have had some great times together. He always had the prettiest hands. He’s a traveler like I am. I think that is why I believed we could work. He tampers with my creative juices, I close up a little. But he helps keep me smart and distracts me, I like distractions. Misunderstood travelers-moving throughout the world… experiencing with the comfort of a cuddle bed once sleep hits. I wanted the fantasy we both aspire to have. 

Still sick, and finishing up the last three episodes of the Doctor that are available… until October. Excited to see more of River Song. She is a great actress and a good character, despite her heavy plot line background…

I move away from Kalamazoo this week. Since I am sick it is looking to be closer to Thursday when I actually leave. That is okay. I don’t mind delaying my leave. Another chapter in my life starts next week. Or rather an old one is coming back and I must exceed far beyond those standards Tim Hortons and the parent’s house. Temporary, I keep telling myself. It is temporary because, hell, I am going to see the world. Can’t do that from lil’ old Canton!

I swear to you, I am going to see the world. 

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Personally reclaiming the word Pretty! Because it doesn&#8217;t have to identify with shinny and dainty. Pretty can mean real and heartfelt. 

But this world isn&#8217;t ugly&#8230;just misunderstood. 

Personally reclaiming the word Pretty! Because it doesn’t have to identify with shinny and dainty. Pretty can mean real and heartfelt. 

But this world isn’t ugly…just misunderstood. 

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:) Holding onto that little bit of childhood that is left. 

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